Today is Sze Yin Birthday, how can we Nokia Lab Buddy (NLB) forget such an important person and date? Therefore, our dear THE GREAT DIRECTOR IN THE UNIVERSE --- Ben already planned the celebration 3 weeks ago. Under the direction of Ben, we performed a well-planned movie to "cheat" Sze Yin to come to my apartment....
第一幕：
Sze Yin 的好友Min Zhi 老早就越好了她，说昨天晚上一起吃饭（这么早就越好，摆明是给了暗示）。于是，MZ 一早就把精心准备好的蛋糕和食物送来我家安顿，然后大家若无其事地去上班了。我12点就溜回家了，因为家里的煤气不早不迟，刚刚好用完了，Cyberia的杂货店有刚好没开，只好劳烦Ben载我去Dengkil买了。为了煲汤，也为了顺便可以“吃蛇”，我留在家里。这煲汤足足煲了3个小时，够火候了！
To make sure that Sze Yin doesn't have any appointment a day before her birthday, Min Zhi already booked her for dinner long time ago. ( Isn't it strange to book people so early? Haha... nearly leak the plan") Min Zhi moved all the food to my house very early in the morning, then we all pretend working in the lab "seriously", like normal day... But i already "snaked" out very early, and get Ben to help me buy the gas in Dengkil. To make sure that the soup is a quality one (and also to make sure i can be lazy lying on the bed), i choose to stay at home.... The soup was cooked for 3 hours, must be a very nice one, haha!
第二幕：
我亲爱的housemate，Ivan出场了！他在Yahoo Messenger里装病，说不舒服，好像要吐要吐那样，Sze Yin 开始时半信半疑了。不过因为他之前才病过来，所以也就不疑有它。
It's time for my dear housemate---Ivan to act liao! He was such a good actor, he can cheat Sze Yin that he is sick without actually showing his face (in fact he use Yahoo Messenger) ...Wow！Sze Yin was not believed totally at first, but since he experince this before, so at the end she choose to believe Ivan.
第三幕：
轮到新人出场了！Kok Cheng 和Addy 假假要去喝下午茶，老早就溜了出来。出来前还喊了一声“喝茶咯”，怕死人家不懂他要走了似的。。结果他们俩和Bok Jia会合后，就到外面等候Ben的到来。Ben 也是老早就跑出去买东西了，约好5pm集合到我家来。就这样，Nokia Lab 的人早早不见人影了。。。
Hmm...it's time for the newbies to show face liao! "Come on, let's go TEA!!!" Kok Cheng shout like want the whole world to know that they are "actually" going for tea..... Addy and Bok Jia followed him out the lab, and heading outside to wait for Ben. Ben was buzy buying things, and finally reached campus on time, and picked them up. Nokia Lab was very quiet today, everyone seems to back so early... strange....
第四幕：
不对！怎么Kar Chong 还在Ｌａｂ里头？他不知道我们的计划吗？ＭＺ赶紧向我通风报水，让我把Kar Chong 调走了--幸好发现的早，没有穿帮。。。
Oh NO! Why Kar Chong still in the lab? No body tell him he should leave early? Haha....fortunately Min Zhi told me about this, then i quickly urge him to come. This fella, nearly leak the plan....errrrrkkkk...
第五幕：
大导演Ben到了，其他人也陆续到了我家，于是大家便乒乒乓乓的准备食物和礼物了。突然，我们发现到戏里的主角之一--装病的Ivan还在公司，糟糕了！于是，大家拼命催促他赶回来，总算让他在Sze Yin来之前赶到，还差10分钟而已就穿帮了，真险！
Finally, our GREAT DIRECTOR Ben reached... so everyone "ping ping pong pong", all buzy preparing for food and present. Suddenly, somebody mentioned about the GREAT INVISIBLE ACTOR---Ivan.... Aiks...he is still in office, i quickly called him to rush back....hew... he finally back just 10 minutes before Sze Yin they reached.
第六幕：
客串的Bryan跟着MZ 和 SY上了车，准备要去吃晚餐了。突然间，我收到了misscall，是时候演戏了！我不慌不忙地躲进了厕所，清了清喉咙，打了个电话给MZ。“哈罗，Min Zhi 啊，你等下有空吗？”“什么事？”“噢，Ivan 病了，很严重，吐得很厉害，可以帮忙载他去看医生吗？我一个人搞不定他。”“Sze Yin在驾车哦，我问一下他，我们等下就来”。。。。。于是，我就这样把刚要去吃饭的他们调过来了。（MZ 一路上绞尽脑汁想办法骗SY上来，Bryan则全程拿着报纸盖住脸偷笑，差点被它穿帮了。。。）听说沿途上，她们两个女生竟然可以猜测Ivan生病的原因，出了十个似模似样的理由，更佩服明知道是假装的MZ还可以那么敬业，哈哈。。。
Innocent Bryan followed Min Zhi and Sze Yin to the car, and heading towards their dinner. Suddenly, I got Min Zhi miss call… I calmly hide into the toilet, and clear my throat… “ Hello, Min Zhi, are u free later?” “ Why ler? We are going for dinner wo…” “ Oh, Ivan was sick, he seems very serious, vomiting…can you help me bring him to see doctor?” “Sze Yin is driving, I ask him first, we will come soon…” So, I successfully directed them to my house. (Min Zhi was cracking her head to think of words to direct Sze Yin to my unit, but Bryan was covering his face with newspaper, cos he can’t control to laugh at our act…haha…) On the way, both girls was discussing on 10 funny reasons why Ivan fall sick…oh my Buddha… Min Zhi is indeed the best actor, she already know this is a joke, still can act like real one…haha….GENG!
第七幕：
“好了，到了，你们上去吧，我在这里看住车”“不要啦，一齐上去啦，WaiKong说Ivan很严重，好像要我们去扶他”“那你们两个人就够啦，为什么还要我去？”“哎呀，不要紧啦，上来等一下啦，搞不好Ivan还在厕所解决着呢。。。”“这样啊。。。” 经不住最佳女演员MZ的不断纠缠，SZ终于跟着上来我的Apartment 了。
“OK, reached already. Two of you go upstairs to get Ivan, I stay here. ” “No lar, we go together lar, Wai Kong said Ivan is very serious, need people to hold him” “But two of u already enough rite?” “Aiya, nevermind lar, we donno he still in toilet or not, maybe will need to wait long, come up to wait lo…” “Like that ah….” After long persuasion, Sze Yin finally surrendered and follow 2 of them come up my apartment..yeah….
第八幕：
Eh...Wai Kong said they are coming...why so long one....aiyoyo...very sien ler.....faster lar...
“DingDong”“噢，来咯。。。。”我假装很紧张的掏出了锁匙，开了门，神色慌张地引他们上楼，顺便叫SZ去厨房帮我拿药和水（还没看医生，哪里来的药？）SZ 不疑有它，就这样开了厨房的门。。。 "Surprised!!!" 。。。Sze Yin 有点错愕，过了一下子才会过神来，原来大家都躲在这里等她呢！装病的Ivan正拿着相机猛拍，哈哈，我们总算大功告成了！
“Ding Dong” “Oh, coming liao!” I pretend to be very nervous, and opened the door. I directed them up the stairs, and asked Sze Yin to do me a favor, bring Ivan’s medicine and water (haven’t see doctor, where got medicine? I nearly failed lar…) Sze Yin never suspect anything….so when she opened the door, “Surprised!!!” everyone jump out! Ivan, the one who pretend sick, was taking video happily….haha…phew…. we finally finished the acting successfully!!!
Hahaha...finally you come! Yeah....surprised!!!
就这样，经过大导演Ben一手策划的剧本，演得非常成功！于是大家分成了两批，一批在厨房忙煮东西，一批则在大厅讨论刚才的剧本和玩牌，我的屋主Kian Foh 也识趣地走了。
So, those who need to cook, is cooking, those who are not cooking are playing cards and discussion about the GREAT DRAMA just now…haha…..
Those who cook and those who enjoy... Is this fair?.............. :P ...... No lar...later u all know the consequence...ngek ngek ngek....
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